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Matt Morris

After Eleanor Rigby


vladimir putin
                wrestled a bear at
                                 the church where pussy
riot once played so
                badly the cops came
                                 & took them away
to make lingerie
                braille books ikea
                                 nuclear missiles
with sophisticated
                guidance systems &
                                 artisanal cheese
in siberian
                slave labor camps if
                                 you can believe main-
stream reports which you
                can’t for instance it
                                 wasn’t a bear but
a tiger putin
                pinned to the pulpit
                                 two out of three falls
it’s not that I feel
                zero sympathy
                                 playing in a band
once myself I know
                having a moscow
                                 mule flung in my face
following our balls
                out rendition of
                                 the aforementioned
titular tune that
                there’s no accounting
                                 for taste as kant says
more eruditely
                than I could ever
                                 hope to & I can’t
begin to tell you
                how fucked up it is
                                 in the usa
if or rather when
                the cops show up sweet
                                 jesus & mary
chain they’ll claim they felt
                threatened by the gretsch
                                 hollow body slung
over your shoulder
                as you wailed head on
                                 in tommy’s garage
swearing they thought it
                was a sig sauer
                                mpx noctis
with red dot sight &
                 next thing you know bang
                                goes the gavel &
you get ten to life
                 though they’re the ones who
                                shot you the bastards

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