Arresting Airs
He dreaded bounty huntresses in pairs,
so was a little bit concerned to see
2 chicks beside him stealing furtive stares
inside the city’s public library
whose reading room was his local hideout.
Therein, thoughts of incriminating sex
were limited to wards intent to flout
his sensibilities by keeping checks
on him. Indeed, seduced by one dame’s yawn
he was finagled like a fish to bite
her bit, whereon he later on was drawn
to her who quickly rushed him out of sight.
Conveyed to her interrogation room,
he first would not confess to her, then spilled
the beans she kindled with her strong perfume.
As consequence for having been thus grilled,
his courtship sentenced him to live his life
till death beside this captivating wife.