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Hilary Sideris

Anna Maria Italiano

 
Anne Bancroft played the cradle-robbing Mrs. Robinson at 36. Dustin Hoffman, The Graduate, was 29. Parla Italiano? Marcello Mastroianni asked her when they met. She did. It was her name. In I Remember, Mastroianni claims he never was a Latin Lover, a mondano, a banal man of the world. The Graduate is famous for its savvy-sad investment tip—plastics—but I most love Hoffman’s reply in the hotel on their first night. Bancroft has taken off her dress, found a spot, tried to rub it out, asked for a  hanger. Wood or wire? Marcello goes on…he played a cripple, a homosexual, un impotente! His helper Angela serves coffee on the documentary set. Scotta? he asks, concerned, an old man with an old-man question, Is it hot? Literally, does it burn?
 
 

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