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10-In Sanctuary

In Sanctuary

popeye loses his skivvies

& dixie cup cap quicker

than a drunk sailor on shore

           leave exchanging them

for a funereal black

suit & slouch hat that he tilts  

to shade his squinty eye gone

          is the squeegee-clean

persona the kid friendly

cackle the familiar corn-

cob pipe a foul spinach-green

         cigarette nearly

burnt to the nub now dangles

from his lower lip as he

mutters such memorable

          bons mots as I yams

what I yams or that’s alls I

cans stands & I canst stands no

more highlighting faulkner’s fine

         ear for dialect

olive oyl the apple of

popeye’s eye his good one plays

a ditzy yahoo hailing

        from yazoo city

with an uncanny knack for

making men so horny they

hurl themselves like lemmings of

        lore off lover’s leap

on cue popeye’s nemesis

bluto nee brutus in seer-

sucker suit & suspenders  

         enters a small-town

attorney charged with taking

on his rival not with skull-

cracking ball-busting scrawny

         ass-pasting sorts of

brutality as is his

wont but in a court of law

he knows popeye’s a psycho

         the grim & gravied

round the clock rough house crowd out

to lunch in perpetuum

watched him empty his gat

         into j wellington

wimpy’s gut the price of a

hamburger unremitted

tuesday as agreed but can

         bluto get even

one of those lily-livered

yellowbellies to say so

under oath alice the goon

        shines as a narco-

leptic sex worker likewise

swee’ pea’s a natural as

a bawling brat that said I

         give sanctuary

a less enthusiastic

recommendation than the

hamlet what with its haunting

         backwater backdrop

where a conniving uncle’s

marriage to his brother’s well-

endowed widow leaves them all

         in a rotten state

Matt Morris

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