The Literary Review
The Mountain Shawled and Shingled
“A clod of matter in a tattered cloud, to scatter in the short-lived day…”
Pruritic mountain, Cumberland’s triangle
Friend, recumbent by a meadow that is
A monument to the ineffability of buffalo
Hides. Come, come; nobody is impressed
By truth, nobody but the earth. So you
Are no dictator school; a shattered gravity
And hoi polloi enthusiasm grips the crag
Of majesty in your circle jerk’s all-seeing
Purview. Recumbent by a meadow that is
Heaven drunk on memory, then hell is
Shamed by form. Or so it seems. I’d utter
You a pyramid. You’re one lip mouth is
Quiet: I assume it’s full. With horses made
Of thunder in your minutes made of deer,
The law of relativity’s most lawless relative
Is here; that is, recumbent by a meadow.
A monument to the ineffability of buffalo
Is broken-hearted land where animals
Have tasted air and souls have never been
(Because the air’s too thin); the surface of
The soul is there for you to rest your feet.
Are you the keeper’s kit of cost that’s kept
In lover’s lost? Corrupting all the dead men’s
Minds, a flub was just inevitable – you meant
Shechita? Come, nobody here’s compressed
By shouldering a giant less than Atlas. Beauty is
The reason to enslave a passion, bonny wheels
Inventing you and me. And fire goes on
Inventing love, our ailment and the cure, but
Honestly is never sure. The taste of cyanide in
Rommel’s fate is like our taste in women: hid
From comatose commissions; bid them rest.
I am nobody: earth, the truth and you. But
Sycophants’ vaudevillian shores, with offerings
To future gods, are like a Benedict that naturally
Has been a dick. In Babel’s prison your misprision
Labeled freedom. The beagle’s bark from you
Set sail. If life is only guaranteed some air, and
Maybe seconds, nothing’s there to top your peak
Of horns and furnace; not the earthy truth.
A shattered gravity: the wrong light died;
The right tree’s left hand listened. Sticks that
Beta-tested stones were never meant to cherish
Bones. But hip-hop says that Lil Myrrhder
Loves the moths and mud; the shingles, shawl
And price of sprawl. His lyric – “the banana peel
Of worship is a warship” – strikes my ear as
Fallen from a tree, unlike dictator schools.
Euthanasia’s purge and carnage hula-hoop
Around you, striped and starry, stream into
Your pleasure dam’s decree; the conflagration
Nixed where I had wandered, loathsome as a
Bloodclot. Foul and artificial soul without a god;
The goldest fish and deadest stone make up
The constellation you address: a moiety of
Watercress. To slip police a euphemistic thought,
These woods deliberate on itchy days. What marrow
Mountains offer – tournament of egg and steel,
The steppe of brawny ceremony – is not easily
Ignored. With dragons gone, you’re all that’s left
For scale; we sing of that injustice. Limestone
Praises you: the afterlife that bivouacked on
Nature’s lap; these staggered worlds for all the girls
To stage a bounty, seamless seamstresses of scenes
Accentuated by your silence; a word unfettered
From its lot of letters – not a birdless feather; (April
Has the cruelest software, bad advice like “Dream
And be responsible”; others say religion, art and
Politics are dynamos to counter rule); a deuce of
Stockholm sickness; ATP and steam from Riker’s
Island (objects made of death are nothing more
Than grass, a table or a bad decision); mind of
Middle fingers mining gaps (the soul of inspiration –
“Anything is possible”: as stupid as the devil’s idle).
You balderdash an arch into the sky as dumb as
Archibald MacLeish’s moon; I’ll see you up there
Soon, a pen and fifteen pennies spent on our
Eternal noon, with Qwerty’s sunlit nostrils snorting
Stardust that betrayed your stamina for gold –
Purpuric and majestic captain in me: as you were.
- Jake Sheff
Reading James Merrill at Bedtime
Among the fakers, this poem, “Mirror,”
seems no faker; more like myrrh
attempting not to shine
inside another day’s meconium.
To see its epidermis
suggesting and enforcing terms,
the fullness thereof, crawling with spiders
and a great deal of intentionality,
is to admit I don’t know jack.
Today has sickle
cell disease, and time is death’s
pituitary gland and feathers.
But in this poem, I see the naughty sister
of perfection prove a kiss
is always slightly monstrous.
For something sweet as kisses never known,
this poem auditions
thunder’s muted speech in history’s Audi,
one or two standard deviations above Jerusalem
it rides and rustles.
The hour women are getting late breaks
into my house. It’s one heckuva
hypothesis; this poem’s “Come over
to my Overton
window,” as nightmares break
into blossom. Unlike Hecuba,
this poem never seems less ridiculous
than when it speaks
from a place where nothing’s temporary.
Not that slutty city, Life – so far,
its capital is Death – where anger
loves cartoons and grief, not conquering
or conquered, is more like love’s
protagonist. Commercial waterways’ removal
of Of from depth perception’s seams
by day reflects how dreaming
darkens this poem and the door
like my father before me.
From such dissolution, much is solved:
my daughter, my revolver;
agitated distances coming to fruition
in the skies above Astoria: big fish
starring in the summer’s
of summers just war. At first blush, this poem
portrays an ass, expounding
with the always healthy sounds
of independence, don’t it?
Meanwhile, the donut of the mind –
rolling through this poem and uphill
to Philadelphia,
as if to feed whatever marmots
methought I heard in the wind’s revolting rhetoric –
suspects it tastes of truth and method.
- Jake Sheff
Tell me what cannot be said with a straight face?
……………………..Whatever can be put in a straitjacket.
What about the trees unlocking ordinary leaves?
……………………..Ordinary leaves.
What about the handsome little heart that’s full of arrows
and about to bleed?
……………………..A hart full of eros.
Music is the death of
sound, it marries death
and hopes enlisted by
the mating call’s apologist.
I’ve never seen a truth that didn’t die
and resurrect a thousand times
a minute in a thousand different forms
in one unvarying, atomic mind or amethyst.
Bugs splattered on my windshield like
a torrent of romantic notions
born for disillusionment; dark
matter’s head upon a flat apologist.
The blazing hedonistic palm
tree calls the sky a pot of gold,
becomes a pugilistic lamp;
the youngest thought predates
the dirt, like the anesthetist.
The smartest thing I ever did was touch a thing I love.
……………………..Or torch a thing you love?
So many things have lived and
died, and love replied. Resist
resides in love and is the
suicide of death’s medallion.
But now the dead are scared
to live, the dead we cast
in plays, caesarean-sectioned
from Elysium or a madeleine.
So dust is man’s first
thought and the rain’s
last word, and yet
the opposite of life
is fur and a medallion:
The feral, final will
and testament; a safety in
the alabaster (pig-eyed)
beauty of utility, or
“futility” in a remade line.
Your maudlin eyes are pregnant with delight.
……………………..Grief is the light
of loss, the ghost of
laughter, saboteur of
all religion. (Tears of
quickening no more.)
It feels true, but no
scientist can prove
when ants look down
from airplanes people
look like gods. And so
the seven naves of Venus
(Planets are not the
butcher’s!) open to the
mullet’s tumult like a
bodice cup. The chirping
critic and constructive
cricket leaven the Levant
so ducks eat our ideas and
rain can eat insanity again.
One color died before the rain
could learn its story, now
it lives above the spectrum
like eleven’s navel.
America is where I live;
this country is the oldest
dream until it’s born.
(The welders north of heat
cold-fuse the lewd into a
paradise out west.) The Earth
is now the unacknowledged
outlaw of the universe, but
the second best bed is a
second apart from Venus
and her severed veins.
- Jake Sheff
The Tartar Love and Pesach: Part One
A rare beauty’s deliberate fascism. Time, with long legs,
asserts dominance by crawling. Her toes drip with adoration; say,
“I’m not asking, I’m telling.” A volun-told listlessness spills
slender sleepiness – spirit’s tesserae – on all our chunks
of Polaris and food. He’s reciting Kiddush; his wife winks
Slim chance. “Fuck’s sake!” A nuclear test, replayed on the news too
much with us, gets the same old same old Daniel (Britney’s
date) like a cocker or springer spaniel. All of a piece,
the host pours the first cups of wine. Like a minority whip,
his wife softly reclines; (or a symbol of lust’s wrought
iron gate). Then she ritually washes her hands that say Touch
me, babe. “Lincoln was shot today; the Titanic sank too,”
her spitting image chimes in. At the window a pair
of one-eyed thrushes look in, vanish before the karpas.
Too bad, so sad is the backbreaking symbol of our hostess’s
frowning pretense. “This salt water, ma’am,” (hemming
and hawing again, I symbolize the bulrushes’ sober
obligations), “agrees with me.” Jumping the shark is my M.O.
in love. But it isn’t against any law; it’s what women want
from their official bilingualism. And nothing is more important
until breaking the matzo reminds one of poverty. A partridge
outside in the hawthorn (a pretty nice hawthorn, as far
as they go) appears barefoot and pregnant, but maybe I’m wrong.
Would that lady’s look, more rightly called lock, bar none!
“That dictator,” (didactic Daniel speaking), “was born
to a monomaniacal cockatoo; game recognize game. Drunk
on a lager brewed by the Regal Enforcement Agency,
his father impregnated the nation’s grammar.” I gave him
a look that said Keep the truth to yourself. He continued:
“We may all be excised from this instant, young man, so listen!
Great men’s winsome early days – with forget-me-nots
and the auburn tits of nobody – can seem a polydipsia or
click-bait, but now not so much.” With a chilled and rhomboid
sincerity, my “Who sent you?” shut him up for the child’s
four questions. Quadratic nasturtiums on all other nights,
why on this night are the gentians so urgent? A nasty
gentleman from Newport News? A ballerino, much vaunted,
from the mist rot-perfumed? (A jackdaw on the armillary
sphere flashes high beams; be still, my heart!) “So how does
a world end with no act of destruction?” From within: Daniel!
- Jake Sheff
Quid Pro Quo
A catch of denim streaking on the ground
To serve its multipurpose family: bluegrass?
A zarf to mow; a terrier to coif, or two,
Enchained behind the crosslink-comfort
That comports with the enchanted cortisol
And Mormon-tea. The rootin’-tootin’
Tomatillo brings a slipshod anger to this
Happy system like the naked dead, and
Chicken wire scrapes the Hippocratic
Terriers when others on the sidewalk
Pass to see the denim bulge, exciting in
The possibility of exiting enacted or
Akin to flowers in the doctor’s orifice.
No weir is this. No ermine to keep out,
Though weirdly, nowhere is kept in:
The laundry’s blowing on the line but
All the trees are still; the ravens leave
The yard off-color, polluted by its
Pulmonary tract; the light has a deep
Malt complexity and shine of roasty
Sweetness, different from the smooth
And hearty blue above. Inhaling Earth’s
Innate, ubiquitous descriptors, weir
It’s not: this fence is the yard’s baleen.
That corner’s primrose, blending in
With mania’s Kremlin conscientiousness
And cinder blocks, betrays a milky
Chorea in its endeavor, and – you didn’t
Hear it from me – flirtatiousness that,
If he were here today, would spur Chris
Wren to utter, “Her face foreshadows fire.”
That spot is just an ulcerated epitaph
For someone disowned by their parents,
Next to the cardboard cowboy silhouette
And wind chimes. And mania is out of
Breath on her radical sabbatical, like Adam
Naming all the flies before they’re zapped
On the patio; that anaerobic business of
Naming. Primrose speaks a cursive vim!
That tomatillo nuzzles stripped piano wire
Nudging back to drain the basic romance
From their vulgar sinus. A salamander dips
Into an open carpet cleaner bottle; nip slip
For the pampas grass that quickens with
A rattlesnake or deadly priapism. Leeward
Sides of dog turds proffer bugs that golden
Hall where all the echelons are fused,
According to some northern bumpkins.
The salamander spills the blues that stay
The news onto this denim oversight,
And scampers off uneaten like the night.
Rules schmules! the tomatillo seems
To say to shotgun shells of isolated red
In need of salvo from above. From their
Perspective, gutted Jeeps and nearby
Squabs withdraw from history’s bank
In the economy of God: “A crime more
Organized than teeth! If he were here
Today, Old FDR would have them all
In arrogant arroyos for the gulag, or
The incorruptibility below.” A shiny
Loss of life and proof of poof nearby:
A garden slug in carpet cleaner like a
Tar pit absent stuff to do. A pair of baby
Shoes are dangling from the power line
Above; now I’m not one to gossip, but
It seems an Oxford comma in the sky.
The tree that toured the torrents, routed
Rhetoric and tore the rutting wind
From rotting hours, strangles wasted
Air above redundant training wheels.
A couple empty beer cans triage Wiffle
Balls and shuttlecocks behind a menopausal,
Lovesick reindeer not plugged-in. The
Tomatillo, if it could, would ask, Who made
You? The subwoofer, off the record,
Always answers, Death, et al. A donnish
Disrespect is diving in the kiddie pool,
Deflated by the bird bath with a clownish
Sculpture of a boy that might be Helen’s
Son and lover; all those good, forgotten
People. Post-traumatic stucco limns
The stout conceit. A switchblade set
To circumcise is buried under California
Tags, expired and expiring like tomatillo
Seeds at Machu Picchu. Retired near
The porch and trash bins, satellite
Dishes smile at the way they’re piled
Like the autoicon of a teacher or farrago.
A terrier – the white one – sniffs the air;
The mayonnaise thunderhead and
Cirrocumulus horchata. And the chicken
Clucking only draws her nephew and
A F.U. in her immaterial miasma that
A terrier – the black one – duly will mistake
For his morass. Vicariously moping by
The flagpole: wind too vain and varicose
To muster a reply. A sense of the refined
Immensity is written on the flag in a morose,
Helminthic plasma that, if she were here
Today, would cause that great beauty
Jean Goodsprings to mistake this for a new
Diaspora; more good, forgotten people.
The sawgrass, slatternly as slogans of
The door-to-door campaigners with
The neighbors or the cussing caribou
Far north of here, is canvas where the earth
Was painted with claret behind the shed.
(A man from Kansas selling sloe gin
Used to live here. And a Caribbean woman
Selling dreams of Valparaiso to the bored
And boreal adventurers.) The salamander
Scampers from the sawgrass, and with
Quiddity he bids the rattlesnake to smell
His finger. “Your wish is my command”:
The rattling pituitary gland. If filtering
Our scruples, a pellucid, helpful data less
Polemical and mandarin, more C. elegans
And piccolo, emerged like that RV –
Christened ‘Pecos Bill’ and jacked above
The concrete cracked like sunflowers
Screamed Abso-fucking-lutely at the sun
From underneath it – then the Cheerio of
New nostalgia from this yard, like incense
Or a mea culpa’s covenant with rancor,
Would agree with the primrose and myself
That beauty is possessed by death and
Death possesses all: Ciao bella from
The locusts to Rubella; all in fields
Of endless candles. And nunchaku struck
By the tomatillo. Don’t forget its busted
Chain’s unhealthy synecdoche among
The mesa, masonry and miso soup deniers,
With love letters that grandmothers tossed
Behind the shed like snakeskin, made this
Yard an Ararat and kitschy Nazca line – a
Trigger drawn just like a square hung up
In kitchens near Trafalgar – begging
Bless this Messianic Mess.
- Jake Sheff
Archaic Torso of the Dodd–Frank Act: An Ekphrastic Poem
Promoting the transparency of oleanders
…a breeze with feeble insight blew
Improving time’s macabre indifference
…another knowledge penetrates you
To end “too big to just meander”
…a breeze with feeble insight blew
Protecting our experience from experiences
…another knowledge penetrates you
To stabilize the universe’s appetite for self
…a breeze with feeble insight blew
To travel at the speed of light, American taxpayers, travel light
…another knowledge penetrates you
The financial crisis of carcinogenic hours
…summer’s chaos took the wheel
A sweeping overhaul, with scarlet spirit
…the snow was laughing
Inspecting jealousy, its secret map and Measles
…summer’s chaos took the wheel
Consolidating galaxies suburbanly astonished
…the snow was laughing
Regulating the dress code angling for our attention
…summer’s chaos took the wheel
Sprinkling Spartan cupcakes with the Volcker Rule
…the snow was laughing
Various measures aimed at flying bears
…each war describes the valley’s independent calm
Undoing significant parts of time, its 95 pale hearts
…a thimbleful of history
Orderly liquidation of the most nebulous rebels
…each war describes the valley’s independent calm
Transfer of posh assassination to the SPSE (Sunlight Pouring
with Suicidal Energy)
…a thimbleful of history
Bubbly and arguably, you strengthen corporate governance
…each war describes the valley’s independent calm
Congress soothes, commodities exhilarate and anti-predatory lending (such
as acting and dance) is always the product of some art
…a thimbleful of history
- Jake Sheff