New Rules
The bus driver on that lousy 319
bus from Toms River to NYC
yelled at me.
He forbid me to use my cell phone.
That squinky son of a public
servant, the good soldier Schweik
of NJT Bus Line 319—grrr!
There were no signs on the bus
forbidding phone usage.
I know, they frown on it.
But that pompous bureaucrat
on wheels was using his new
mandate for sure, keeping
talky female passengers in
thrall. See, that’s how
the repeal of Roe v Wade sits
on the faces of all women, no
matter how young or old.